to express a range of emotions, you’ll need some others.
this is one that is close to my heart:
DCOL
(don’t cry out loud)
i hope it catches on.
Archive for December, 2004
when LOL won’t do
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004Bad Hair Year
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004have you ever found an old shirt in your closet and you were shocked to remember that you used to wear it out in public?
the tackiest shirt you’ve ever seen. and it belongs to you.
it’s a miserable moment, realizing that you looked foolish in front of others.
imagine how i felt when i found this picture and realized that two years ago, my hair looked like this EVERY DAY…
where the hell was my intervention? my “friends” didn’t say anything…
Holiday Message
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004www.designashirt.com/design.asp?design=96556
it makes for an ugly shirt. but the message has never been more true than at this, the merriest time of year.
The King
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004I BELIEVE: Elvis is alive, but unable to collect royalties from his music.
Therefore, he is forced to earn a living as an Elvis impersonator in Vegas…
talking in song
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004although i can’t carry a tune, i do find the idea of being a singer very appealing.
i’m not sure if it’s really the singing part that i’m attracted to, though.
i think i just want to talk to people for 3 minutes at a time. saying one thing a bunch of times real fast, then saying something slow four slightly different ways. it would be great. i would never be at a loss for words again.
Regarding A.B.
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004You gave me the tree
Then tried to make it die.
Now that you’re gone
It’s doing fine.
BadWords
Sunday, December 12th, 2004moist
cream
creamy
butter
buttery
socket
pickle
crusty
matriculation
cream
creamy
butter
buttery
socket
pickle
crusty
matriculation
alright, enough. i could do this all day…
Sunday, December 12th, 2004
The frustration is enormous
When you finally realize that
The only things you can control
Have insignificant outcomes.
OBVIOUS ONLY TO NEIGHBORS
Sunday, December 12th, 2004My neighbors casually observe
As they sip coffee on their balconies
They know which one
I really care about.
But not all the parties
are aware…
Of course the girls
Don’t know.
she is the only one.
But this deception
is wearing me down.
Each thinks