i do realize that half of everything i say is not funny.
in fact, those unfunny things are often very stupid.
and certainly not worth listening to.
but to be fair, those odds are better than anyone else i know.
now i forgot what i was saying. dammit.
oh, yeah.
there should be a puppy trade-in program.
dogs are not as fascinating as cute little puppies.
couldn’t we start a business where we leased puppies like they were Toyotas?
people could trade them back in for a new puppy every year or so.
(but i’m not sure what we would do with the nasty old dogs we would get back. they would essentially be worthless…)
i think people buy puppies and end up with dogs.
just like guys fall in love with a girlfriend and end up with a wife.
maybe there should be an exchange program for wives, too…
how many dollars can i net in the first year of my puppy exchange?
if it is fiscally wise i will draw up a proposal tomorrow.
not sure who i would get to invest in a business like this, though.
probably hunters or people who wear fur coats. they hate animals.
This is hilarious.
My cousin is actually RETURNING his puppy today after coming to the realization 2 days after he bought it that it will eventually grow into horse-like livestock.