Nuts

I don’t know what to do about my pistachio nut addiction.
It’s wrecking my entire day. Yesterday, I scored a big bag of said nuts and then I began eating them this morning.
So now I can’t do anything else. I just want to keep eating those pistachios all day long.
And pistachios aren’t like peanuts. You cannot multi-task while eating pistachios.
You cannot read, type, or talk on a telephone effectively.
All of your time (and both of your hands) is completely occupied by the shucking and then consuming of these delicious nuts.
I would explain this in more detail, but I have to go. I’m craving another pistachio like you would not believe.

One Response to “Nuts”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Better drink water.