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Antisocializing

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Some woman, as she was leaving the bar, walked over and asked “did she give you my number?”
I replied with a lie, “she tried to, but she couldn’t remember it. She thought there was an 8. And she was sure there was a 1.”
Girl interrupted with, “do you have a pen?”.
Me, “no. but I have a straw and a napkin. are you MacGuyver?”
Me, “wait, do you have a parakeet and a bit of twine?”
Her, “no”
Me, “also, I’m in a serious, committed, long-term relationship. But do you want to go to my website, badlovesongs.com?”
Her, “no”.