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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

This post has no real purpose, other than to provide a fresh forum for the ladies to openly discuss their weekend plans.

So let’s just make a short list of all the shit that is going wrong while I’m trying to pack for traveling:

Laptop breakage. (I was going to buy a new one after returning from Africa. I only needed it to last another month, which, as you can see, did not happen.)
Bike breakage. (Why would my bicycle not break, two days before I planned to ship it to Los Angeles?)
Bike non-sale-age. (Perhaps related to breakage.)
Bed frame waste-age. (I couldn’t find anyone to purchase my old bed frame, and it doesn’t fit in the overhead compartment, so I just put it out on the street for someone to take. It felt a bit like I was making a donation, but mostly like I was littering.)
Malaria medicine overprice-age. (I will get bitten by bird-like bugs and die before I allow myself to be price-gouged by those greedy druglords.)

And what happened to all the wine that I was storing in this bottle? How did that disappear?