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i choose to believe that celebrities are cleaner than the ordinaries

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

two nights ago, i had trouble sleeping on this pillow. in addition to it being sort of shapeless, it is (uncharacteristically) lumpy in some areas. it looks and feels at least 25 years old.

so once it occured to me that worms could possibly be living inside the pillow, i had a difficult time using it (as i didn’t want worms crawling in my ears). last night, i had a dream about this pillow… we somehow acquired details about the history of this pillow and it turns out that Jennifer Aniston was the original owner! that makes me feel much better, since the pillow didn’t just come from anyone. and, as far as i know, Aniston doesn’t have worms in her ears.

i should sleep better now.